Soft, sarcastic, and unapologetically mythic, the First of All… I Am a Delight Evil Siren Unisex Hoodie is made for lovers of Greek mythology, dark academia, and bookish humor. Inspired by ancient sirens, literary antiheroines, and the quiet menace of a well-placed quote, this hoodie blends cozy comfort with a sharp, playful edge.
The bold “First of All… I Am a Delight Evil Siren” design feels like something pulled from the margins of a well-loved mythology text or whispered between chapters of a dark fantasy novel. It’s perfect for readers, writers, scholars, and anyone who identifies with the clever, dangerous charm of a siren who knows exactly who she is.
Crafted from a soft airlume combed ring-spun cotton and poly fleece blend, this hoodie has a warm, comfortable feel that’s ideal for long reading sessions, late-night writing, campus strolls, museum days, or cozy evenings spent lost in a book. The regular unisex fit makes it easy to style oversized or true to size, pairing effortlessly with leggings, jeans, or layered dark academia outfits.
This hoodie is designed for everyday wear but carries an aesthetic rooted in mythology, fantasy literature, and intellectual rebellion. It’s subtle enough for casual outfits yet expressive enough to feel personal — a quiet declaration of wit, power, and self-awareness.
Details
• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors: 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Soft fleece interior with a cozy, durable feel
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular unisex fit
• Classic pullover hoodie silhouette
• Gildan 18500 Hoodie
• Sizes S–2XL
Each hoodie is made to order, helping reduce overproduction and support more thoughtful, sustainable shopping — because even evil sirens can be intentional.
Size guide
| |
CHEST TO FIT (inches) |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
34-37 |
27 |
19 ¼ |
| M |
38-41 |
28 |
21 ¼ |
| L |
42-45 |
29 |
23 ¼ |
| XL |
46-49 |
30 |
25 ¼ |
| 2XL |
50-53 |
31 |
27 ¼ |
